Good one, Jason! I'll try to remember all those when I get tempted to pontificate too much!

I also was once an English teacher (actually ESL). I also get rather upset by simple spelling and punctuation errors. I can relate to typing errors, of which I make my share. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Fortunately this forum seems not to have attracted the simplified spelling folks ho as u no cant be botherd to rite anything out
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