That's actually a pretty cool "superpower" lurk. I say it doesn't really matter what the mechanism of the phenomenon is, just see if you can make that happen at work as well.

I can see it now:

Lurk: Hiya there, boss! I just got back from my vacation. How can I help with the new [insert account/project name here].

Boss: Well, Lurk, we actually just wrapped up that account and are planning our next project. We'll let you now when we get started in a couple of weeks. For now, we're planning a meeting to discuss plans for the planning meeting at which we'll plan the project planning meeting just before the previously planned project is planned to to launch...tentatively.

Lurk: SCORE! IT WORKED!