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Don’t turn a glorious trip through nature into a trail run while trying to be competitive.
Talk when you want to talk.
Answer only when you want to without hurting someone’s feelings.


For the first one, what you do is slow way down until the person is way ahead. Then you yell out "Are you winning yet." When they ask what you are talking about, you say, "the race that you are running, I was just wondering if you won yet." They slow down every time.

The last two are great ways to get rid of annoying hiking partners. Nothing like someone talking to themselves. It is even more fun to pretend you have multiple personalities. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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