Reminds me of an experience my squad leader had in our first week in Iraq. Him, and three other trucks were driving around in the desert. At a fuel stop, he accidentally splashed JP-8 all over him, drenching his uniform. When they got on the road, the clothes started to burn, so he stripped down to nothing inside the truck while driving. I guess some fuel got on his seat, because his very sensitive areas (yes, THOSE very sensitive areas) started to burn a lot. He kept asking his co-driver for some lotion or something to put on his skin. His co-driver repeatedly told him that he had nothing. Finally, he conceded and squirted something in the drivers hand, which he applied, and screamed VERY loadly. The co-driver had squirted hand sanitizer into the drivers hand. Man, that must have hurt. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />