Will Ferrell used a ferret in "Along Came Polly".
Any ol' port in da storm......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Iran's late Ayatollah Khomeini recommended a 'stick or bone' and only the left hand in an old article I read. My dad was stuck using the 'monkey ward's catalogue' when he was a kid on the farm. The Romans used community sponges (ick).
TP as we know it, is a western invention of the last 100 years or so.

Some interesting links about TP....
http://komar.cs.stthomas.edu/qm425/01s/Tollefsrud3.htm
http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/ExhibitHall/Informational/tphistory.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper


Appearently, a 'furry bunny' WAS used once in a while. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />