It's so hard to be good. I was going to post about mutated bacteria swarming us and turning us into back-country zombies straight from horror movies. "Bob and Jane thought it was just another hike... until he wiped with the WRONG LEAF! Can Bruce Willis save Yosemite from THE ATTACK OF THE FLESH EATING HIKERS OF DOOM?!?"

Then I realized, hey wait, I can't start writing the next blockbuster movie! I need to show solidarity with the striking Hollywood writers!