Random Musings:

Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time" isn't an appropriate response.

Don't irritate old people. The older we get, the less of a deterrent "life in prison" becomes.

I miss the 90's, when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.

I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Earlier today, I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn't afraid he might be a serial killer. I told him no, because the chances of two serial killers ending up in the same car were extremely low.

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make your food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.

See what you started, Perry? smile