Wow... you give far more deference to my humor than most people and, quite frankly, far more than it deserves.

This definitely got me thinking about taking my kids to Arizona. When my oldest was an infant we went to a wedding in Phoenix and then drove up to the Grand Canyon before going home. I really enjoyed the numerous stops along the freeway with access to ruins and archaeological sites. I think my kids are now at an age where they would really enjoy something like this.