Almost comical in their evilness. Somebody's part will be played by Joe Pesci.

Nice little park you'se got dere; be a shame if somthin' happened to it. Now why don't you go get your shine box?

Hopefully a judge tells them to take a long walk on a short corporate pier, but in case their claim is upheld I can think of about a dozen ways to misspell "Ahwahneeā€ and guarantee nobody will notice.

"Did you trademark Ahh-wahnee?"