Reminds me a little of the railroad recruitment scene in "Blazing Saddles."

To your list I'll add intentional and unintentional arsonists, poachers, those who sneak their wheeled conveyances in where they don't belong, cattle, commercial packers.

My blessings are bestowed upon trail crews, backcountry volunteers and rangers, wilderness rescue and EMTs, firefighters, field biologists and botanists, NOAA Weather, Google Earth and Bing satellite service.

Santa knows who's who.