Okay, I have one for you. My neighbor, Randy, and I camped out the night before last and he told me this story:

I have to set it up a bit so to keep it short here the gist of it; About 3 years ago Randy's mother passed away. Last year his father remarried a woman that had just moved here and joined his church. Five years ago that women's daughter's purse was stolen. Two weeks ago Randy and his father were walking the shoreline on the lake below our homes and Randy spotted a small leather bag on the shoreline and picked it up and opened it. Inside was a driver's license and a few other personal items. After reading the name on the license, and commenting that he didn't know the person, his dad took the license and realized it belonged to his new wife's daughter.

PerryMK shared a great story a few weeks ago.

I've heard of Bigfoots wearing kilts from other's out there too. JimShaw swears to it. I don't know what they wear here, but I have heard that this is a "very Squatchy area".