I work in a cube farm with 1/2 dozen other sys admins. We all dress pretty casual. Anytime one of us comes in a coat and tie, well, its 20 questions, like somehow they've never seen such stuff. Last week I was called as a witness to court and dressed accordingly. I knew I was going to get the quiz so I was ready. I told them that I had run over the neighbor's dog. The funeral was at a specific location in town at a methodist church, and the graveside services were at the local pet cemetery. No one questioned the authenticity of the story. I only received one question. "So, you ran over the neighbors dog and you're still welcome at the service?".