My mother told a story about when she was young. She said someone had been stealing her lunch at school everyday so one morning she made a sandwich with ashes from their cookstove and put it in her lunch bag with a poem:

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
I hope when you eat this
that you will bust

No one sued her, and her lunches stopped being stolen



Sounds vicious! I wonder if Dave has ever been accused of being an illegal weapons manufacturer.