that's pretty darn funny!

Actually, my wife and I have had a problem with growing too fond of a few of these guys. There's only been one toad who's appendages I fantasized removing with a baseball bat, but even in my fantasies there was a long line to stand in for that, so I decided to let the others take care of him because they all had better reasons than I.

As it stands, "Karma" seems to have taken care of him. He now has two children with different women, neither are my daughters, neither which he married, and both which now despise him. He'll be hoeing in that row for a long, hard, time