This aging thing is sneaking up on me.

A few months before I turned 65 I was in a MacDonald's with my wife. I went to the back and sat down while she went to the front to place an order. I only wanted coffee.

When she returned with the order she said that she got a senior discount on the coffee. I reminded her that I didn't want to ask for senior discounts until I was 65. She said "I didn't ask".