Great story, I have been on the (accidental) receiving end of bear spray so I feel your pain. Luckily none of it made it into my pants, or I don't think I would have survived!

I have a pretty good story for you:
My first girlfriend used to wear contacts, her eyes would dry out pretty frequently. One night we were at the movies and her eyes were drying out, so she reached down into her bag, pulled out her eyedrops and put them in her right eye. The thing is, she had forgotten that she bought superglue earlier that day and put it in her purse. We ended up having to go to the ER and they had to do minor surgery to remove the contact from her eye.