Kevon...

Thank you for your story - having been on the receiving end of a brief accidental disharge of bearspray, I know you were not joking about your experience. However I must admit your writing style was so entertaining that I ended up laughing so hard that people around me at school though I was crying after having received bad news on my ipod. Sigh. Good lesson learned. Good lesson shared.

MNS
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