Hilarious kev. glad you came through allright.

Although you should add that the warnings about such things applies to more than bear spray. I've developed a liking for glysomed foot balm while hiking - since I get pretty dry feet and a little moisture on the skin reduces the chance of blisters. Also makes my shoes smell nice due to the peppermint oil in it.

Well let's just say my usual morning drill is to put on shoes (foot balm, socks, shoes) then pants, then trundle off out of the hammock to relieve myself and continue with my morning. Let's just say that peppermint oil - while not capiscsin, has a similar ring of fire effect on certain parts of the body.