Wasn't it Will Rogers who said something like, "I don't tell jokes; I just read the paper and report on what the government's doing."?

I'm a little mad, though. A couple of months ago, I told my wife I was going to go hike a couple of days on the Appalachian Trail this fall. She has now explained to me that she's not so thrilled about my plans any more.

Tonight, she invited a couple we're friends with to come over for dinner. He's a divorce attorney.

Should I be worried? Or should I just run for office?