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“The bottom line is this,” he said. “I have been unfaithful to my wife.


Soooo... Turns out it wasn't our hearts he was after at all!

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the governor spoke with a quiver in his voice and was visibly shaken, tearing up at times...

He said that he had spent the last “five days of my life crying in Argentina,”


But with incredibly courage and fortitude he told those in Buenos Aries "Don't cry for me Argentina".
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You know, it's stuff like this that really makes me glad I read the news smile

And it makes me feel better about myself too. I mean, I may not be a governor, but at least the "Daily Show's" team of writers aren't working on jokes about me right now and wondering why they get paid when it's so darn easy to do that job.

Bill
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"You want to go where?"