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#109374 - 01/14/09 09:30 PM Re: A Joke [Re: Glenn]
billstephenson Moderator Registered: 02/07/07 Posts: 3917 Loc: Ozark Mountains in SW Missouri	Originally Posted By Glenn Here's an oldie, but a goodie: He: Do you know the difference between sex and lunch? She: No. He: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Hey, I used that line on my wife to be 17 years ago. I weighed 280 lbs back then. The good news is now I weigh 140. The bad news is that I'm starting to get hungry. Bill _________________________ -- "You want to go where?"
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A Joke	chaz	01/11/09 01:08 PM
Re: A Joke	billstephenson	01/11/09 01:45 PM
Another Joke	BarryP	01/12/09 03:17 PM
Re: Another Joke	chaz	01/13/09 12:14 PM
Re: A Joke	Glenn	01/13/09 02:54 PM
Re: A Joke	billstephenson	01/14/09 09:30 PM
And another one...	BarryP	01/14/09 02:07 PM
Re: And another one...	packlite	01/14/09 02:38 PM
Re: And another one...	phat	01/14/09 05:54 PM
Re: And another one...	Folkalist	01/14/09 08:02 PM
Re: And another one...	phat	01/14/09 10:56 PM
Re: And another one...	BarryP	01/15/09 03:29 PM
Re: And another one...	Paddy_Crow	01/15/09 07:51 AM
Re: And another one...	finallyME	01/26/09 03:32 PM
Re: A Joke	GrumpyGord	01/17/09 11:40 AM
Re: A Joke	Glenn	01/27/09 10:29 AM
Re: A Joke	NiytOwl	02/23/09 01:50 PM

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