Now that's funny!

You might even have to go back to Hollywierd, I can smell an Emmy coming for that act!

I considered myself pretty good at embarrassing my daughters when they were 14, but that's really getting creative. I can hear your girls from here, "Awwww Dad, don't, pleeease don't!!

I have to go to town and get my hair cut today. My wife won't let me cut it too short, (she has her ways of enforcing that rule) and I'd really like to get it buzzed so I don't have to deal with it for another year or two. She says she can't stand the "Sgt. Bilko" look.

Right now people tell me, "Hey, you look like David Spade". Lately I've been telling them "No, that's Johnny Depp you're thinking of", but it's not working very good. That's alright, as long as I don't come back looking like Sgt. Bilko I'll be okay

Bill