I was in an accident and spent three weeks in a coma. My girlfriend stayed by my bedside night and day. When I finally opened my eyes, she was there. I asked, what happened? She replied, you’ve been in a coma for three weeks! You’ve been sleeping the whole time. I look at her and say, 5 more minutes.

Edited by PerryMK (02/15/23 06:38 PM)