I've been getting out lately so met another woman, maybe your wife's sister. We decided to be open about our past, in the interest of full disclosure. Much to my surprise, her two previous beaus died. The first by poisoning, the second by blunt force trauma. How was he poisoned, I asked. She replied, he was forced to swallow cyanide. I asked, What about the blunt force trauma? She said, he wouldn’t take the poison.