Oops I forgot that there really is a dayhike reservation system in Yosemite on Half Dome.

Maybe I was kidding about a few things, but we really have to do something about those oil wells on Mt. Whitney........

And everyone knows that Robert Duvall made that Army Stetson famous in Apocalypse Now.

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If you only travel on sunny days you will never reach your destination.*

* May not apply at certain latitudes in Canada and elsewhere.