That makes me laugh. But I can't laugh too hard cause I did something worse a few weeks ago. I was using a razor blade (the flat kind you use to scrape paint with) to scrape glue off some wood at work. As I was doing this, I thought "If I slip, I will be in bad shape, I better be VERY careful". As soon as I finish that thought, I slip and stab the blade deep into my thumb. Without looking at it, I grab a big Kimwipe and press it hard against the cut. It didn't bleed much because I put pressure on it fast. I kept pressure on it for an hour, then put on a bandaid and neosporin. A couple of days later, all I have is a big scar. After I put a bandaid on that day, I went back and put the wood in a bench vise, and then scraped the rest of the glue off, making sure my body was not in the way any more. So yeah, stupid is as stupid does.