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It seems obvious to me that the box is for the English-speaking Canadians and the pole is for the French-speaking Canadians who can't read the lettering on the box. Disclaimer: I am not Canadian and have never been in sub-zero weather in my entire life, eh?

No, no, no, no, no . . . . .

It's a decoy -- when the educated Canadian bears see "Food" labeled on the bin, that distracts them noticing all the food bags hanging on the poles.

That is so obvious and I am so humiliated...