"I do not like this drunken spam.
I do not like it Sam-I-Am........... "

"You might like it on the trail,
You could drink it from a pail."

"But when I hike, water's my friend,
That wine might sack me in the end.......... "

You do not like it so you say,
Try it try it and you may,

You might like it with a fox,
You might like it from a box..........."

I DO like wine that's from a box!
But do not like wine among the rocks!

I like White Zin, but not to roam,
It's Redneck Koolaid for my HOME!

But when I hike I prefer instead,
Platypus juice, not an aching head.