So being without a significant other I decided to try online dating. And I got a date! As it’s been a while I decided to read up on how to make a good first impression. One tip that really struck a cord was to ask her questions so she could talk about herself. So we meet at a local trendy coffee shop. She gets a table as I walk to the counter to get the coffees. As I sit down I try my well prepared line. “So what the heck is wrong with you?”

I think there might not be a second date.