Ha... that is hilarious!

I really never could decipher what people were ordering when I've been in a Starbucks but I used to get a kick out of listening to them. I'm still not sure I even know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino but I know what I want coffee to taste like and burnt ain't it, and that's what Starbucks taste like to me now, and so does their instant coffee.

I like McDonald's lattes better than most any of them. That taste like the old Eight `O Clock French Roast I used to buy. I'm almost positive McD's cut a deal with them to buy it all because Eight `O Clock stopped selling in stores about the same time McD's started selling theirs.

I'm still peeved about that.