spirit visits in camp from Racoons perhaps? How about planting bears at strategic points so you can film wrestling matches with hikers? Maybe an attack or two from woodpeckers with mad-pecker disease. Just a few things that may spice it up. Of course, there's always the scenario of combining a through hike with a bigfoot hunt.

My hope is someday I and my wife will realize our vision of moving to an area where everything is real - humans, wildlife, trees, water ... and boring enough that no media is interested.