This could lead to a situation like I always imagined with my Dad, who was a huge sports fan and die-hard Cincinnati Reds fan. I always pictured him retiring (unfortunately, he died before that happened) and contacting the Reds to become an usher at Crosley Field (yes, it was that long ago - I'm old!) The interview would have gone something like this:

(Thirty minutes of discussion about Robinson, Pinson, winning the World Series, etc.)

Them: So, we think you'd be a great usher. We need to talk about money: we were thinking $20 per game - how would that be?"

Dad: "Well, it's a little expensive, but I think I could come up with it."