Originally Posted By Gershon
SCUD missile fuel is a very good subsitute for an ESBIT tablet. It will boil 2 cups of water almost instantaneously, melt the pot into molten metal and set the tent on fire.

Don't ask me how I know that.


I definitely know what solid rocket fuel will do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsVzpE7ltb8

My company had several rental cars melted during that failure. Their are pictures of pools of metal in the parking lot that used to be a car. "Yes, Hertz, I'd like to rent another car. The one you previously gave me? You can come scrape it off the pavement."