I suggest going to a well traveled trail. Get down to your Happy Hippi Hikin Suit. AKA Stark naked. Put you pack on and Hike! I gaurantee if you come across someone that wants to hike with you. Well now that is a Hikin Partner For Life!
Just Kidding !whatever Most of the other suggestions were! Would be truely Horrible if someone with there kids came up the trail.
Pricless! If ya found a friend for life!