I'm not sure you and phat don't control the world now. If not, I'm pretty sure you could

I'm just a lowly perl programmer. Mostly I code CGI stuff for web apps.

I also write HTML and CSS, but I'm just barely proficient at either, and I copy and paste Javascript.

I don't know why, but perl is more intuitive for me. I can read simple Javascript, but I still have a hard time writing it.

I might dabble again with Apple's Objective C on the mini. I doubt I'll make it far though. I generally get stuck wondering why I need to put a "null" statement at the end of a function.

Apple's "DashCode" seems to provide a sort of bridge for little web driven desktop apps. I'll be looking close at that too. There's a lot of really cool stuff in one of those "Mac Mini's".