Colts, huh? You're from Ohio - how about the Browns or Bengals?

(Of course, you've heard the joke about the little boy whose parents are getting divorced. The judge asks if he wants to live with his dad. "No, he beats me." So he asks if the boy wants to live with his mom. "No, she beats me, too." So the judges asks who he would like to live with. "The Cleveland Browns (the joke also works with the Bengals)." The judge asks why. "Because they don't beat anybody.")

(Oh, yeah, and did you hear that Columbus had asked for an NFL franchise? The commissioner turned them down, on the grounds that if he let Columbus have an NFL team, he'd have to let Cleveland and Cincinnati have one, too.)