I can't believe I did not get in on this one sooner...
Barry, the No.1 danger when hiking in the forest is hillbillies making you
squeal like a pig.
(The rest of you really should have known to point this out to Barry)
No.2 is alien abduction.
After that it's Chupacarbras, then you get into your bears, panthers, wolves, ants and what nots.
Some of this can be mitigated by selecting location and season carefully... hillbillies do tend to migrate into casinos at particular times of the year. And aliens frequent higher altitudes, in the interest of wasting less fuel entering the atmosphere....
But you're absolutely right - Jim is the best solution to the problem. We could go post after post on the particulars, Jim could probably educate an attentive individual in a week or two.
I totally forgot about wolves - what was I thinking? Not to mention the marmots. Piles of clean bones have been found all over the mountains - it's the marmots and pikas! Probably the cause of the extinction of the grizzly bear in California, leading to the rise of gargantuan banana slugs to take the grizz's place as the top predator.
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