You're kidding! John Wayne is my all-time favorite actor. The West may not have been like he portrayed it - but it should have been. I particularly enjoyed the humor buried in the drama film.

My favorite dialog is from Chisum. His horses have been stolen, so he rides out to find them. He does (of course), and rides down to confront the Mexican bandito leader:

Duke: Those are my horses.

Bandito: Ah, senor, there has been a mistake.

Duke: You made it.

Bandito: Maybe I will sell you these horses. Did you bring gold?

Duke: Nope.

Bandito: Silver?

Duke: Just lead.

Bandito: Ah, senor, now I must kill you.

He doesn't - quite the opposite, in fact.