Ya know. maybe I'm just being curmudgeony before my age (or perhaps it's starting to become "age appropriate" curmudgeonry) but a long time ago back in the days when Men were men, women were women, and I walked uphill in and out 20 miles a day on trails wearing jeans and kodiak boots - all body washing things didn't have to come in 750 ml squeeze bottles with flip tops and scents to make you smell like "lavender citrus magnolia efoliating hydroxinating omega 3 tree tee oil extract extra body" , or "glacier fresh adventure man".. There was this ancient thing called "soap" which
came without added water to be lugged - you could peel little bits of it off with your jackknife to
"re-hydrate" it, or just rub it on your hands... It was even all natural and worked not too bad for
washing things - even hair!

Gosh I wonder if anyone still sells the old style "dehydrated" soap! Maybe I can use my iTouch to
google up an internet supplier while I drink my extra foam double shot caramel tea tree oil extra body latte....