Dare I say "you're all wet."?

This seems to be the morning for taking a perverse view of things. I was supposed to meet with a client this morning (I'm a CPA), but she called last night to reschedule so she could get some urgently-needed dental work done today. One of my employees analyzed it quite nicely: "So, she had the choice between meeting with you and having a root canal - and she chose the root canal?"

Nice to know where you stand.