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Ugh. You made me go look at the online catalogue for the scouts canada scout shop, and I'm
having post traumatic flashbacks to my backpacking experiences with scouts when I was a little pup - especially the coleman peak 1 stove and metal handled hatchet. I need to go twitch nervously in the corner for a while.

I think I could basically nominate everything in it..


Now you are beginning to see why I said that anything in the BSA shop would fit your criteria. For those who don't know, BSA stands for (Boy Scouts of America).
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