One question, Earthling... how long did it take for the grid pattern from the bug netting to disappear off of your face? I'm sitting here visualizing you dangling upside down in the bug netting and I'm getting a good chuckle out of it. My wife just stuck her head in the door to see what I was laughing about. She also read your description, and now she's laughing too. I guess I've never even considered the outcome of being completely flipped over in my hammock. Thanks for making my day a bit more enjoyable. Brum

Brum, it was more like getting the 'ache' <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> out of my wrenched back, than it was getting the face full of netting marks off <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Oh, and they came right off the next time I shaved <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Honest, if anyone witnessed the dang episode besides the squirrels they would still be laughing <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> At one point I was thinking I'd have to cut my self out, because the zipper was way up at the end, and wrapped around so I could not get it <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Then I started to hear the tearing, and just went with the 'flow' <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> plop! onto the ground went the Earthling <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Talk about wrenchin' yer' back <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Hurts to revisit that episode!

Trust your Clark you will NEVER fall, flip, or otherwise meet your demise in it <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />