That's a pretty good list.

You're right, my cat stove cost more than that and my wife has enough cats to fill baskets full of them. The can of food was 88, the hole puncher was $1, and fuel was a few bucks. The cats ate the food, but I still had to pay for it.

On the other hand, I think he had $8 for socks and I have a drawer full of those, so the total costs wouldn't have really changed much.

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