nah I wouldn't need a truck. A couple of rolls of tar paper carried in at night...maybe, a saw and some nails. One might even manage to insulate and heat the thing...Certainly a half-dozen candles would help....

Practically speaking, I wouldn't actually bother with the idea --- though I've recently located a nice site on state land where such a thing might be tucked away..

The particular park cops in question never, ever leave their vehicles.....Law being one thing, ethics another.....Even the ethics are, I admit, questionable or maybe simply wrong......The only thing saving the idea from downright depravity would be to be sure and remove the structure after a few months...