I hope that the OP is still with us and that he realizes when folks are pulling his leg! I notice that nobody has suggested hunting snipes yet, but no doubt that will be next.

Seriously, night noises are part of the ambience, IMHO, and you'll soon get used to them and learn to love them as I do.

And teasing beginners about night noises is a tradition that probably goes back to very ancient times!
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May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view--E. Abbey