I go to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kids meal with a leg so I said, “kids meal with a leg” and the lady says “which side?”

Me-*complete silence as I contemplate such an odd decision*
“I guess the right side, I don’t know what the difference is.”

After several minute of laughter she said “no honey, which side would you like to go with the leg, mashed potatoes or wedges?”