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#199882 - 12/15/17 09:40 AM Christmas humour
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A judge was in a festive mood around Christmas time and decided he would be lenient on the next defendant to appear before him. So when the next defendant appears, the judge asks him what he did. The defendant replied, "Shopping early for Christmas, sir!" The judge said, "That is not a crime. When did you start shopping for Christmas?" To which the defendant replied, "Before the store opened, sir"

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#199886 - 12/15/17 04:52 PM Re: Christmas humour [Re: PerryMK]
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Good one!

In the spirit of the season, here’s a Christmas riddle:

Most people believe Santa has 9 reindeer (Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, and Rudolph.) In fact, he has 10 - can you come up with the last reindeer’s name?


Edited by Glenn Roberts (12/16/17 08:07 PM)
Edit Reason: correct duplicate "Comets"

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#199898 - 12/16/17 07:38 PM Re: Christmas humour [Re: Glenn Roberts]
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Dancer

Nevermind, you listed Comet twice, so that's still only 9.


Edited by 4evrplan (12/16/17 07:40 PM)
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#199900 - 12/16/17 08:08 PM Re: Christmas humour [Re: 4evrplan]
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Thanks, 4evrplan, I fixed it.

For the good catch, here's a hint: the name is in the "Rudolph" song.

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#199913 - 12/18/17 12:38 PM Re: Christmas humour [Re: Glenn Roberts]
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"All of the Other"

or maybe I should say Olive the Otter Reindeer?


Edited by BZH (12/18/17 12:39 PM)

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#199916 - 12/18/17 05:54 PM Re: Christmas humour [Re: BZH]
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That’s it! Olive, the other reindeer!

Merry Christmas!

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#202229 - 12/06/18 06:43 AM Re: Christmas humour [Re: PerryMK]
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nice!

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