PerryMK
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Registered: 01/18/02
Posts: 1364
Loc: Florida panhandle
A judge was in a festive mood around Christmas time and decided he would be lenient on the next defendant to appear before him. So when the next defendant appears, the judge asks him what he did. The defendant replied, "Shopping early for Christmas, sir!" The judge said, "That is not a crime. When did you start shopping for Christmas?" To which the defendant replied, "Before the store opened, sir"
In the spirit of the season, here’s a Christmas riddle:
Most people believe Santa has 9 reindeer (Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, and Rudolph.) In fact, he has 10 - can you come up with the last reindeer’s name?
Edited by Glenn Roberts (12/16/1708:07 PM) Edit Reason: correct duplicate "Comets"
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