Registered: 02/07/07
Posts: 3917
Loc: Ozark Mountains in SW Missouri
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I should become the first Old White Rapper I could be Q-tip
Now that's funny!
You might even have to go back to Hollywierd, I can smell an Emmy coming for that act!
I considered myself pretty good at embarrassing my daughters when they were 14, but that's really getting creative. I can hear your girls from here, "Awwww Dad, don't, pleeease don't!!
I have to go to town and get my hair cut today. My wife won't let me cut it too short, (she has her ways of enforcing that rule) and I'd really like to get it buzzed so I don't have to deal with it for another year or two. She says she can't stand the "Sgt. Bilko" look.
Right now people tell me, "Hey, you look like David Spade". Lately I've been telling them "No, that's Johnny Depp you're thinking of", but it's not working very good. That's alright, as long as I don't come back looking like Sgt. Bilko I'll be okay
Do I look ok? I don't think the women's pants look all that bad. The ExOfficio feels amazing and the North Face feels great too, it's just a little tight in the thigh area. I had to get both hemmed as well.
I suck at poses.
Looks ok - but beware, wearing women's pants you may find you develop a strange compelling and irrational urge to ask, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
I was at Frenchies the other day, a used clothing store, checking for wool sweaters and pants. Came across a large womans wool skirt, tried it on. $3 hiking skirt right? The wife freaked.
Registered: 02/07/07
Posts: 3917
Loc: Ozark Mountains in SW Missouri
That's just awful. It made me laugh, but it was the same kind of laughter that you have when you clumsily knock your shin. It hurts, but all you can do is laugh at yourself cause it's you own fault for doing it.
I watched that all the way through too. (Ouch!)
bigfoot2, I'm getting a little leery of clicking your links
Registered: 02/07/07
Posts: 3917
Loc: Ozark Mountains in SW Missouri
Originally Posted By bigfoot2
Would it help if i bought one of your "famous" necklaces?
BF
Well, yeah I suppose it would. In fact, I can hear myself thinking, "You know, there's another link from good ol' Bigfoot. He even bought one of my exquisite necklaces. Why I oughta click that link right now." And then I'd click it.
Course, now that I think about it a little more, I believe that could add up to some extra effort on my part, and possibly (and most likely) hazardous duty of some kind. You might be wanting to account for that in your donation.
I ain't saying I wouldn't click it, but I'll say it's worth more than $10.00 to sit and watch that last video all the way through and I'm sticking to that.
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