Ethics class across his desk and said, how about j

I was taking a class in ethics and went to the professor’s office to ask a question. He said, as long as you’re here I should tell you that you’re not doing very well. So I slid a twenty dollar bill across his desk and said, how about now?

I suspect the answer was that the bill needs to be bigger. How about $100?

anybody who says they cannot be bribed just hasn't been offered a big enough bribe....

https://youtu.be/wFbWFKtLk7o?si=YGXvRSEI8--4HHfw

... to be fair to Mr Mellon it was a really big check.

During my career in a forensic laboratory a co-worker claimed his testimony could not be changed by outside influences. The implication of course was he couldn’t be bribed. So I asked him where his kids went to school…